Paranormal Psychology

This post is part of the Pac-Man Risk Management series.
1. Introduction :: 2. You are Not Pac-Man :: 3. Paranormal Psychology

Those pesky ghosts just won't go away. Much like our risks on projects, huh? Yes, the ghosts in the Pac-Man game represent risks in this analogy, forever stalking us through the maze. Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde...the dastardly limbs of the overall risk quadruped which hunts Pac-Man until he clears the maze or they get him!

It is a quite scary scenario when you think about it. Here is poor Pac-Man, dropped into a maze, starving. He's blind and without limbs! He's a circle, for Christ's sake!! And these ghosts are after him from the get-go and they never explain why! They just chase him as soon as the music starts while Pac-Man, poor Pac-Man, hustles to eat while he still lives. The plot is not only horrifying, it has a subtle, yet important, underlying theme of the challenges of famine that face the world.

This made me wonder about the motive of the ghosts - what is their particular psychological incentive to get Pac-Man? The man's gotta eat, right? Why mess with him in the first place. After doing (very little) research, I've been able to prove conclusively that as with most psychos, it is impossible to understand their motivations - rather, they just exist and there is nothing we can do about their existence in the scope of the game. Much like slasher movies that were born to popularity at the same time, in the late 70's and early 80's, we must remain content with "it is what it is" and deal with it.

(Major Digression: This got me totally on a tangent, as my mind jumped to 80's horror flicks. I went back to Wikipedia and looked up Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger, and Michael Myers just for kicks and wondered how these series could still be alive after so many years now. I realized two things and one question. Realization #1: I'm really starting to love Wikipedia. Realization #2: These three bad guys will go down in history in a entirely new category of all-time-greatest-villain because I caught myself grinning as I read through their profiles, reminded about how much fun these psychos brought me. And, Question: As they continue to squeeze films out of these franchises, they intersected with Freddy v. Jason, a movie I was unfortunate enough to catch very late at night about a year ago or so. Pac-Man has similar derivatives (Ms. Pac-Man, Super Pac-Man, tons of variations for game systems, etc.). Isn't it time for a version of Pac-Man that sets the ghosts against each other? Think about it. The game starts and Pac-Man starts eating dots as the ghosts set out to rip each other apart. Your goal is to eat the dots without getting caught in the cross-fire. I think it is would be a blast. I reserve all rights, license, copyright, etc., to this idea. )

So regardless of the project, much like Pac-Man, risks exist independent of our decisions. We can rest assured that no matter the project, some level of risk management is beneficial. Further, the nature of the risks external and internal changes based on our planning and execution. You see this in slasher flicks, too. Factors outside of our control. Think we know, things we know that we don't know, and things that we don't know that we don't know. In the books, these risk categories represent the Known, the Known-Unknown, and the Unknown-Unknown and these do represent the broad sets of things with which we deal.

Let's look at scenario's for each.


The Cornered Animal

As much a function of the maze as anything, you find yourself trapped as those crafty ghosts come around opposite corners and put you in a pinch. If you are luck, you've done this in one of the four corners of the maze and you haven't yet eaten that big dot (which I have since learned is called an "energizer" from my extensive research on the subject). If you've got a dot, then you'll make it out alive. If you don't, then slather on some butter 'cause you are toast.

You know this risk very well (if you've played Pac-Man before). This is a Known risk. Something that can happen in a number of places throughout the maze. That's one of the basic tenants of the game - don't get trapped by the ghosts. When we talk about known risks, this example is a great one because, no matter how much we play, it can still happen. No matter how much we plan, no matter how much of the board you cover visually, it is an ever-present danger. And we know this going in and we're aware of throughout the life of the effort.


The Lone Dot

You make decisions throughout execution. Left or Right? Up or Down? Go after these dots in the lower left-hand corner or do I go after that appetizing long-run of dots up the left side? At times you find your plans thwarted by the ghosts and you have to abandon your consumption for awhile. Sometimes you leave only a few dots. Sometimes you just leave one. And that one dot, the Lone Dot, is the most irritating one on the board.

The reason it is irritating is that you don't have a choice about whether to go back and get it. You cannot complete the project without eating that last dot. And the risks are so high for it. It requires great tactics and planning. It requires supreme patience. Because you don't know what those ghosts are going to do. You know they exist, but you don't know how quickly they will get to you when you go for it. The ghosts are known, but how they will react to you going after the dot sitting all alone is completely unknown. This represents that even given the facts of our risks, the precise nature of these risks in this scenario remain unknown. Which makes it both frightening and exciting.


The Will Smith

My kids love that Will Smith song, Switch. Pretty good tune, not one I would buy, but it's groovy enough - my wife has it on her iPod and the kids go nuts. Lots of fun for the kids and I'm okay the first time they play it. By the third go in a row, I could not care less if they ever make MIB III.

When the ghosts switch direction in the game, though, you care a great deal. It is a behavior that is completely unpredictable. When the ghosts switch direction for no apparent reason, it will freak you out. You don't know what they are up to. In this way, the ghosts are a lot like the weather - you don't know it's raining until you are wet. I would argue that it is much like Will Smith in another aspect as well - you don't know whether the movie or song is going to be good until you are in the middle of it. Sorry Will, but it is true. You had a nice run in the late 90's but after that you branched out and I'm not sure I'm jiggy with it.

Regardless, we know they (like Will Smith) are going to do something but what they are going to do we do not know. What are the variables that affect their direction, speed, decisions, etc.? We simply don't know - and can't know. Our mitigation is simple enough: avoid them. But that is not always possible. Much like a Will Smith song or movie.

The Guy that just Hung My Christmas Lights had to be a Yeti

He was a nice enough guy, but he was enormous. I'm talking 6'8" or 6'9" or something like that, most definitely pushing 250 lbs. He was completely bald, had a bright white biker mustache, jailhouse tats covering both arms, and had a surprisingly high-pitched voice. He enunciated remarkably well (better than me, I thought) which further put me back on my heels.

After I got past the initial shock of this fella, my second thought was "why on earth am I paying someone to put Christmas lights on my house?" (My first thought was, "Good God!!") Why not do it myself then I don't have to be scared to death for a few seconds? The guy that had done it for the last two years was still around, but when I called him he said he wasn't doing it this time. He gave me Yeti's name and number. $100 and two hours later, Yeti was moving on down to the next house. He was seriously a very nice guy and I'd hire him again.

It got me thinking, that second question. Christmas is such a fun time of year and part of the fun is putting the decorations up yourself. I put the lights on the bushes, around the yard - that ladder just scares me to death. We put up the tree, cook the meal, wrap and open the gifts, and so on. Why do I hold back on hanging the lights on the roof line of the house? I've done it before, many times, but for the past three seasons, I wimped out.

Christmas is a risky time of year. Before I had children I would slap the ladder to the side of the house and run all over the place to hang the lights. I didn't give it much thought. As I've grown older, more aware of my mortality and my family's need for me to be in one piece, I've become more risk adverse. $100 seems a small price to pay to avoid the risk. The lesson here is that as we know more, experience more, we begin to truly appreciate the consequences of our actions. We can make informed decisions about what risk we assume.

With experience comes wisdom, if you remain open minded along the way. Much like my first impression of Yeti was not accurate, so too could our first perceptions of risk we see on our projects. Give it time, be patient and always be aware. Most importantly, be a student of your projects and programs so that you too can learn risks are out there.

You are Not Pac-Man

This post is part of the Pac-Man Risk Management series.
1. Introduction :: 2. You are Not Pac-Man :: 3. Paranormal Psychology

No, you are not Pac-Man in this analogy. You are most likely a project or program manager (or aspiring to be one) in the real world, and here you are no different (with the exception that it doesn't really matter how often you win or lose). Pac-Man represents a team member. Albeit in this case, a team member that is a mindless drone who goes and does precisely as you direct. This could be good or bad depending on how troublesome team members are for you. But, if the ghost gets him, then it is clearly your fault. Takes 10 minutes to clear a board? Your fault. Goes for the fruit, gets killed along the way? Yep - your fault.

All of the decisions are made by you, the project manager. And Pac-Man does as he is told, no questions asked. He goes about the business of eating the dots according to your plan. In the real world, obviously, we don't have precisely this situation. People factors come into play. But for us to see concepts, this helps because we can isolate the impact of people factors. More on people factors in a bit, but generally this mimics pretty close to the way it works on a project.

The purpose of the game is to clear each maze of dots while capturing bonus opportunities when they present themselves (or when you strategically create bonus opportunities). All the while avoiding those pesky ghosts, Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. This parallels our project environment nicely, doesn't it? In case you missed it, the ghosts are the risks. Now, we'll dig into the maze and the ghosts in a later post, so let's first appreciate the purpose in the first place and our hero, Pac-Man.

Our function as controllers of Pac-Man is guide him through the maze, consuming the dots as efficiently as possible, until the maze is clear. Ever stop to think about why you hurry through the maze? There's no time limit, other than one you impose. Perhaps it is because you raced your friends when you were a kid or something like that? Actually, it is a natural stress response - I'm sure there is some psychology of it somewhere, but I'm not going to look it up. Think about it: the longer you spend in the maze, the more likely you are to be trapped by the ghosts. If you've run out of the "super" dots, those 4 magical, super-sized dots (the forerunner of "super-sized" concepts at fast-food joints, I guess), then you can only run from the little fellas.

And they will eventually trap you no matter how good you are. I remember when I was a kid going to the arcade some of the "big kids" there seemed to know a pattern to beat the game. In other words, there was a certain path, a combinations of moves, through the maze that would allow Pac-Man to consume the dots without encountering a ghost. I'm not sure if it was the most efficient path, the fastest path, or what, but it seemed to work. Trouble was, that if one of those kids zigged when he should have zagged, he would be toast just like anybody else. He was experienced and it made a difference. He cleared more boards and scored more points than anybody else so even though you always eventually lose the game (you have to stop sometime), he won in the eyes of others and according to the leading scores listing.

Was he necessarily the best project manager of Pac-Man? Not necessarily. But there is something in the way he played that taught us all an important lesson. Though we didn't think of it this way at the time - who would? - he had found a way to completely minimize his risk within the game. His only risk was external to the game itself - his error in guiding Pac-Man, his need to go to the bathroom and no way to pause the game, his mother arriving to pick him up and take him home. He had discovered the "happy path" for completing his project and that separated him from the pack.

Now, not everyone could do this. For most players, each time you dropped in a quarter, it was a new game. The goals and objectives were the same, but it was a new chance, a slate clean, same number of lives to lose, and with zero points. Also, the same risks presented themselves. They will manifest themselves differently depending on what you do, but they are generally there. And this tells us some basic concepts of risk management.

1. It is a project, with a definite beginning and ending. The music will start and the "wanka-wanka-wanka" will start when you start gobbling dots. The ghosts will come out of the center and begin the chase, and will chase you until you clear the board. The project will start and it won't end until you win or you are dead.

2. The risks exist and we can know what they are. But, we don't necessarily know how they will behave. We know what they are trying to do, but we can only anticipate their moves based on their general proximity. And, the proximity matters. How close they are to you makes you more nervous.

3. We know we have some risk mitigation devices and they are finite. You've only really got 4 super dots that turn the tables on the ghosts. We have to chose to use the strategically (pausing beside the dot and waiting for one or many of the ghosts to come near) or tactically (being chased and just getting the dot at the last minute). The difference is proactive behavior versus reactive behavior.

4. While we have very little control over the risks themselves, we have total control over how we will handle it. We decide. We send the team member a certain direction. As we stress we make shakier decisions and we start to have additional issues. Rarely, when you get in a jam do you get out of it without some impact to your nerves, confidence, and focus.

5. We are responsible for the team member. Pac-Man does what he is told and that is the limit of it. In our practice of risk management, we know we have human element that we can count on (or worry about, depending on the person), but ultimately, regardless of the human factors, we are responsible. And we should act accordingly.

To close this post, I'll qualify all of it with the fact that while these look "absolute" there are very few absolutes in risk management - and most of those are debatable. We'll see more of those as we go, but for now give some thought to our hero Pac-Man and what we put him through. I wish I could find a statistic that estimated the number of times Pac-Man has died - I'm betting in the trillions, but he always seems to come back. And, the ghosts too.

Every thing I need to know about risk management I learned from Pac-Man

This post is part of the Pac-Man Risk Management series.
1. Introduction :: 2. You are Not Pac-Man :: 3. Paranormal Psychology

Okay, not really "every thing" about risk management. But, you can get the basics which is vital to be going on with.

In putting together this blog, I stumbled on to a Pac-Man "widget" at Widgetbox and was reminded of the "Pac-Man Analogy" that I've used at various times in the risk management class. I don't always use this (it depends on the flow of the class), but it is fun and it does have a simple important conceptual lesson in it. As an analogy, it works quite well. Plus, it is kind of fun to have a little game on this blog and it actually be relevant!

Pac-Man is a quintessential risk management exercise. Simplistic in nature, most of us have spent (and can still spend) countless hours eating those little dots. Our challenge is to eat all the dots for a particular game board without running into the ghosts. Clear the board, and move to the next level. Simple, right? Four ghosts chase us around the maze while our hero, Pac-Man, gobbles small dots. If in jeopardy, Pac-Man can make his way to one of the large dots or make for a pass-through and then turn the tables on those pesky ghosts - he can eat them for a short period of time and earn additional points with the large dots. Very tempting!

Then there are the fruit that come hopping along as we try to work through the maze. Oh, how these fruit are bait for us! Oh the decision we must make!! Do I go after the dots, or do I detour and chase the fruit?!? The longer I run around this maze, the more likely I am to get in a pinch with those ghosts. Oh, the strategy involved!! What a wonderful game!

I put the Pac-Man game on the lower right-hand side of the blog. Give it a spin and give some thought to the risk / reward decisions you make as you play. I'll follow-up with additional posts that touch on the analogy further so keep an eye out for updates.

Enjoy!